Stop press: Captain Lash is in the offing ...

I've won a copy of 'Captain Lash' for the princely sum of £0.99 on eBay... is there any better birthday present for which I could hope? Julie-Ann privately advises me that she has picked up copies for 50p, so I may have been rooked, but there we are.  It does not feel like that: stand by for some excruciating rollicking stories, once the Royal Mail has done its job...